[A] What she normally would answer with.

[B] What she really wants to say!

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1) What's your favorite DS9 Episode?
   [A] Duet & His Way.
   [B] If I hear this question one more time I'm going to 
       throw up!

2) What DS9 episode do you really hate?
   [A] The one were I was in the crystal (or, to quote Nana, 
       "the one where I was a rock").
   [B] "Spock's Brain"!

3) How did you and Siddig meet?
   [A] We worked together on the set...
   [B] In a bar in West L.A.

4) How much input did you have on the scripts and/or character?
   [A] None on the scripts, but I got to improvise a bit as 
       needed.
   [B] About as much influence as YOU ALL!!!

5) Were you glad you got promoted to Colonel?
   [A] Yes, but I didn't like the uniform much.
   [B] Who cares about the promotion. I got the raise, 
       *two* new costumes and I didn't have to do 
       any scenes with the Ferengi.

6) What did you do before DS9?
   [A] You name it!  Danced, did soaps... You can see me most 
       anywhere in late-night TV, with every possible style of 
       hair...
   [B] Doing voiceovers on the 900 sex-talk lines.

7) What were you wearing in the Crossover bathtub scene?
   [A] You don't want to know!
   [B] None of your business!

8) How much time did it take to put on the "nose"?
   [A] An hour, maybe...
   [B] You studyin' rhinoplasty or somethin?!?
       --or--
       Put on the "nose"?!?  I was born with a nose!!

9) Did you like Kira's new uniform?
   [A] It's too tight... I did like my new Starfleet uniform!
   [B] At least it wasn't "painted-on" like Jeri Ryan's.

10) How uncomfortable were Kira's new high heels?
   [A] Very uncomfortable at times.
   [B] Comfortable enough to stomp the next geek who asks me 
       that again!

11) Would you do a Trek movie?
   [A] yes, if they ask me to.
   [B] Only if I get Patrick Stewart in the bathtub scene.

12) Are you jealous when Sid has a love scene?
   [A] I'm usually not there when he does, so no.
   [B] Yeh, rrrreeeaaaallll jealous.  I'll kill 'im if he so
       much as glances at Chase Masterson again!

13) Is Sid jealous when you have a love scene?
   [A] He's usually not there when I do, so I think not.
   [B] Would **you**, baby-face??

14) Would you like to direct?
   [A] I'm an ACTOR... (or to quote her again, "I'm just the
       pizza deliveryman" *g*)
   [B] Do I look like George Lucas to you??  In fact, I'd like
       to direct you out the door...!

15) His Way ("Fever") - Was that REALLY your voice??
   [A] yes it was my voice... it was fun but my [singing] voice
       isn't all that great.  You should hear Avery, though!!
   [B] Naw, it's Mae West's!

16) What's your real hair color?
   [A] My real hair is dark brunette, though I like being 
       blonde...
   [B] What's YOUR real hair-color???

17) How much of Kira is really YOU?  And vise-versa...
   [A] A lot of me is Kira at times, but not always.
   [B] Yeah, a lot of her is me, now GET OUTTA MY FACE BEFORE
       I BUST IT IN!!!!

18) Will we see more of the Intendant in the future?
   [A] I don't know - that would be up to Berman...
   [B] What do you mean by "see more of"?  Pervert!!

19) What is your favorite Kira web-site?  Do you have an e-mail 
    address??
   [A] I don't surf the web... I don't even know how to program
       a VCR much less a computer!!!  Sid does, though.
   [B] You Trekkies are REALLY pissing me off now!

***and***

20) Who is your favorite co-star?!?
   [A] The one I married!!!!
   [B] Mark Allan Shepard - WHO DO YOU THINK???

20 Questions We Really Want to Ask Nana!