Top 20 B-Movies we'd REALLY like to see starring Nana and/or Sid:


1 - Attack Of The 50-Foot Hoofer:  "Giant tap-dancer terrorizes
     Manhattan..."

2 - It Came From Central Casting 
     (inspired by Universe Magazine)

3 - La Femme Nikki Kira: "This babe REALLY has an attitude!!"

4 - A Nick & Nora Mystery: The Deadly Camcorder
     (also starring Andy Griffith as Ben Matlock)

5 - Springballs!
     (inspired by a certain Mel Brooks movie)

6 - Palukoo Junction: The Musical
     Sid attempts to imitate Fred Astaire... Nana in hell-bent Ann 
     Miller-style numbers.  Check out the splashy Busby Berkeley-
     meets-Captain Kangaroo closing production-number!

7 - Look Who's Talking IV: The 4-Month Old Talk Show Host
     Proud parents Sid & Nana find a baby at their doorstep, only to
     find it has Regis Philbin's voice!

8 - Ali Nana and the Forty Thieves
     Another Disney spectacle!  This one could be animated... by Ralph Bakshi?!?

9 - Doc Marten: Foot Specialist
     Comedy about an eccentric podiatrist & boot-fetishist and his
     rubber-clad nurse who punctuates every sentence with "Ahh...
     delectable!"  NR (not rated)

10 - Ramblin' Raktajino Rose
      Nana in a sci-fi Western as a sassy, coffee-holic dance-hall
      queen; Sid as a novice "city-slicker", Andy Robinson, Mike Dorn
      & Colm Meaney as gunslingers, and Rene Auberjonois as the
      Sheriff.  Tumbleweed-dive gets "Visited" by various Trek-
      aliens.  Great bar-room fight scene, Rose & the Sheriff hit it
      off, etc.  Cameo appearance by Juan Valdez & his donkey, who
      appear to Rose in a dream...

11 - Network 
      The update 90's version with the classic line spoken by
      Armin Shimerman after a 3 hour session in the makeup chair:
      "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!" 

12 - sex, lies and videotape II
      No explanation required! *g* 

13 - Vole Soup
      A retelling of the Marx Brothers' Duck Soup.  Although I 
      personally prefer A Night at the Opera so that Nana can take 
      the Kitty Carlisle role and Sid gets the Allan Jones (Jack's
      daddy - remember him?) part.

14 - Deep Space Nine Vs. The Three Stooges.
      From the same folks who brought you Trials And Tribble-ations
      (nyuk nyuk!)  How's that for a DS9 movie!!

15 - Bryn On Da Noise, Bryn On Da Funk!
      The craaaazy musical sequel to TV's "Working Girl"!  Check out
      the Fame-style 42nd Street-&-Broadway production-number 
      featuring Nana & Savion Glover, with the entire student-body
      of the NYC High School Of The Performing Arts.

16 - The Visitor. Okay, yes there's the TV series, the DS9 
      episode, etc., etc. but this time we do it right!!  And we 
      don't have to tell ya who's gonna star in it, either! *g*

17 - Speak Up, Jeeves!!
      Sid as that irrepressible fop Wooster, Tiny Ron as his all-
      knowing & faithful valet.

18 - Space Tarts From Planet Amazonia
      An exploitative sci-fi flick if ever there was one!  Sid crash-
      lands on a planet where the women all look like either Terry
      Farrell, Chase Masterson or Jeri Ryan (not to mention Pamela Lee, 
      Teri Hatcher, Heather Whats-her-name... even Tea Leoni!)  Also 
      featuring a certain actress in a familiar black rubber-suit! {|;=D

19 - Return To Fantasy Planet
      The Disney version of Risa... use your own imagination here.
      "De runabout, Boss, de runabout!"

  and finally... bmbmbmbmbmbmmbmbm.... (drumroll)

20 - Hey There, Tendy-Girl!
      What aspect of DS9 is more suited for a musical than the 
      alternate-universe?  The REAL big question is: Can Nana dance
      in that rubber-suit?  Better yet... Will they make her dance
      in that rubber suit??  I DON'T THINK SO!! ;)


©1999 Bob & Blanche