By Bob & Blanche
(With a little help from friends Georg & Sandra, John, Gene & Donna, Mirrani, Judy and Sue)
20. No more stupid high-heeled boots
19. No more hours in the make-up chair
18. A fantastic opportunity to return to her first love of horseback riding
(feel free to guffaw...)
17. No more technobabble!!
16. No more Kira action figures!!!!
15. Albuquerque and Santa Fe have almost no auto traffic compared to
Southern California.
14. Wonderful Southwestern-cuisine restaurants in the Albuquerque area.
13. Often wondered what it would be like to wear cowboy boots...
could do the "John Wayne walk" with better authenticity.
12. Possible opportunity to sing "Happy Trails" and pretend to play the guitar.
11. The "voles" here look more like prairie-dogs & are cuter.
10. Was told that James Darren might guest-star as a Gene Autry-
type singing cowboy who'll sweep her off her feet, save the ranch,
round up all the scattered cattle, and so on, as in every Western
with a happy ending...
9. Worf, in a cowboy hat. No wait, been there, done that....
8. Capture the exclusive rights for "WildFireCon I" before Creation Enterprises.
7. No more summer shoots in the SoCal desert.
6. No more trying to avoid the orange makeup during the kissy scenes with Odo.
5. The color of the horses do not clash with her hair color.
4. No more space ship "rock & roll"!!!!
3. No more orange oil or milk baths!!!!!!!!!
2. The reptiles don't wear uniforms and are much smaller.
And the Number 1 Reason...
1. No more spandex Intendant suits....
(sorry to spoil your fun, boys)
©2006 Bob & Blanche